I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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