If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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