Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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