grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
