My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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