She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
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Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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