How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
