so that wasnt chicken after all
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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