I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
do herpes really smell.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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