oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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