Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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