didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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