She's JV to your varsity
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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