I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
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lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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