We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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