I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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