The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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