So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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