dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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