She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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