the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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