i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
its liver damage thursday
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