He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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