I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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