So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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