Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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