Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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