4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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