Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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