16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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