S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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