Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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