Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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