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i just identified you from a description of your pipe
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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