i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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