dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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