My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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