R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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