I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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