The maid of honor just puked.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Too much gin, very little bucket
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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