i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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