I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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