in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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