i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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