East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
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The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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