If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Randomize
