VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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