If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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