so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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