Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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