just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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